Daily dose of humour.
Dear STAFF, Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. TRANSPORTATION: It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. a) If we see you driving a CAMRY/CIVIC, we assume you are doing well …
Found the following on the net….Enjoy… Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only …
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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!” The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!” Laughter and applause. A week …
Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai. Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata. Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai … malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, ‘Teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga…!’ Bas isi ummeed …
Check your Driver’s License. I definitely removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone’s Driver’s License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was…picture and all. Thanks Homeland Security! Go to the web site, and check it …
Here’s distinguishing India’s different cultures by the numbers: MALAYALEES One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop. Two Malayalees is a boat race. Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket. Four Malayalees is an oilslick. TAMILIANS One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler. Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad. Three Tamilians is …
A Message from John Cleese To the citizens of the United States of America : In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen …
What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up…