Category: M&M – (Masti & Majak)

> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you > will have $49.00 today. > > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have > $33.00 today. > > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in …

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Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ? Answer : Princess Diana’s death . Question : How come ? Answer :An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on …

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I heard this on the radio today and found it a good quote. It was used in context of McCain giving suggestion to fire SEC chairperson.

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Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time….. Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss” They’re asking for Rs.1 …

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In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level increases,How? A-The other nine fish are crying. Two hairs on a bald man’s head fall in love with each other and want to get married,but cannot why? A-Because under Indian laws”baal vivaah” is illegal Hare …

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This is what a poster outside of Kairavi’s school says “Merryhill is a Nuts-Free institution. No nuts at Merryhill.” Pity we cannot say the same about KV, eh? 😉

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Dilbert: As usual, I worked until midnight last night, mom. Dilbert’s mom: Well, at least you made some extra money. Dilbert: I don’t get paid for overtime Dilbert’s mom: Well, at least it was important work. Dilbert: Not really. Dilbert: My boss made me change my “powerpoint” slides, but the …

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Here is a snippet of an article If the age reported by Xinhua was correct, that would have meant He was too young to be on the Chinese team that beat the United States on Wednesday and clinched China’s first women’s team Olympic gold in gymnastics. He is also a …

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A beggar at a railway station meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question??? So, Which Platform are you working on???…. ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha …

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