Daily dose of humour.
* Ali baba and the forty thieves is now Ali baba thirty thieves…10 were laid off! * Batman and Robin is now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate!! * Ironman now “air-pooling” with Superman …
Importance of Walking 1/ Walking 20 minutes can add to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. 2/ My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.. Now he’s 97 years …
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Here are the 10 reasons why we Indians can’t be terrorists. 1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. 2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we were there 4. …
Bollywood Shahrukh ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball…….. ……. Bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man……… …..the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, ShahRukh runs again for …
NAMING THE BABIES A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife …
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. “Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had …
I beat it… can you??? See if you can beat the computer playing Tic Tac Toe Turn up the volume so you can hear the sound. http://stuff.pyzam.com/toys/tictacscare.swf
In the year 1975 Superman,Batman and Spiderman were flying above India and suddenly dies. kyun? .. .. .. .. .. . think .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. …
CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no …