Daily dose of humour.
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree …
Pujari ko loose motion ho gaya to voh doctor ke paas gaya …. Doctor ne medicine di. Pujari ne pucha " Any precautions to be taken " Doctor bola " Baki sab routine ke hisab se kar sakte ho – sirf shankh zor se mat bajana "
Desmond drove his car into a ditch when out on the country roads. Luckily, a local farmer came was passing by with his big strong horse called Dobbin. He hitched Dobbin up to the car and shouted loudly, “Pull, Dolly, pull!” Dobbin didn’t move one inch.
Every Mom’s advice to her son ……….. 1960’s………. Mom to her son— beta, apne caste ki ladki se hi shaadi karna 1970’s…………………….. Apne religion ki ladki se hi shaadi karna 1980’s ……………………. Apne level ki ladki se hi shaadi karna 1990’s ……………………. Apne desh ki ladki se hi shaadi karna …
Sardaron par bahut jokes suney hai, here are some Baniya Jokes… Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de Baniya on his death time. My wife, where r …
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via …
Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party’s symbol ‘Cycle’? A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that’s all we’ll be able to afford Q: Why is the Congress party’s symbol ‘Hand’? A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family Q: …
EFFECTIVE OCTOBER 1, 2008 NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. …
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started… —————————————- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. . She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes …
We are all much too familiar with the kind of challenges immigrants have faced here in the USA – both legal and … If you believe in the philosophy of what goes around comes around then this video should come as no surprise. Enjoy.