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If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America, because of the following: Where are you going? With whom? Why? How are you going? To discover what? Why you? What do I do, when you are not here? Can I come with you? Coming back when? Dinner ghar …
What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating !!!
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai……
Doosri bigadti hai
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled …
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SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. One Chinese gymnast = India’s Gold Medal tally since 1896 Sushmita Sen – 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park. 4 weeks in …
Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train. Laloo was ccupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train compartment. The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Laloo to …
WHY ARE INDIANS EASY TO IDENTIFY We are like this only so true, so very true…….. .. 1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes. 2.. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. 3. You are always standing next to the …
You Must Be a Gujju If… – You have at least 1 relative in the stock market. – You’re never worried about what happens if you get stranded in Ghatkopar. All you’d have to do, you know, is walk across the road and find a relative. (Still easier, just shout, …
Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. —————————————————— Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White —————————————————— Teacher: “What is common …
NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold. GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers. GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales. GRE …