Daily dose of humour.
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When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. …
Killer PJs are back.. Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.. Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter, Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre. Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist, My name is Khan & m not a terrorist. Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell, Maine Gate Khola toh, Chowkidaar bola…. ALL IZZ WELL ALL …
A Professor at one of the IIM’s (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:- 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing 2. You’re at a party with a bunch of …
Some mid-week fun but at the same time something to think about also. 🙂 A company was hiring new staff. One question in the written exam was:You are driving your car in a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus station, and you see three people waiting for the …
Baby mosquito came back after its 1st time flying .. parent :- how do u feel? He said “it was wonderful;Every one was clapping 4 me….” ——————————————- A HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM SATSANG. HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE THEN CARRIES HER AROUND THE HOUSE. THE WIFE …
Today’s management mantra is…. Results… Results….. Read on… ‘Attempt the impossible to improve your work’ A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven’s Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. God asks …
Hilarious. A must see !!!
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Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday? . . . . . Think Think…. . . . . . Its because…. . . . . . Monday is a Weak Day…. _____________________________________ Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark? . . . . . . . . …