Jokes, riddles all go here….
Google is set to report earnings tomorrow after market closes. How much do you the stock will appreciate or depreciate by End of Market on the next day (Feb 1). Put down the figure of the final stock price as of Feb 1 End of Market. Its about 494$ right …
By now hopefully everyone knows that Abhiwarya stands for Abhishek and Aishwariya who are slated to marry soon. How would it be if this concept was applied to KV ? Some very unusual names would crop up for sure :-). For example: Jeegar + Urmi = Jurmi (Jo Jurm Karta …
As I get out of a 1.20 hours rickshaw ride and put my heart from my mouth back in its rightful place I start to wonder what would be some good taglines for Mumbai traffic. I thought of a few and so here they are. Feel free to add to …
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars, and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy …
Post Inspired from another Kutchi. :-). That person should not reply. 😉 1) The Elevator A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping. When he returns he …
True Horror, which took place last month This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new. expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks …
OK. Time for one more group game. 🙂 This time you have to think of a good nickname for the person commenting above you. That nickname can signify some personality or trait or anything else related to that person. Take care not to write any insulting nicknames. Everyone hopefully will …
Some jokes to cheer up your day. 🙂 Enjoy. ————————– Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter! At 25flr:I’m unmarried! At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa ————————– What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He …
Now we have all heard of “a herd of elephants“, “a flock of birds“, “a colony of ants“, etc. These are known as collective nouns. In our KV Family too, we have some examples. Like the Gosars have patented the “Gosar Parivar” phrase. :-). However how would it be if …