Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. ……………………………………………………………….. I was born intelligent – education ruined me. ……………………………………………………………….. Practice makes perfect….. But nobody’s perfect…… so why practice? ……………………………………………………………….. If it’s true that we …
This is a decent Thai place with almost a 2 page Vegetaraian Menu….Service is Average… We enjoyed Corn Fritters for Starters, Pineapple Curry (very nice), Cashew Nut and Tofu curry..and coconut ice cream(very nice)… My Thai Restaurant 34265 Fremont Blvd Fremont 510-797-8980
In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat Katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘krishnajanma’ part of it. Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is > > > going to > > > kill him. He was furious. He …
• Below 18 Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. • Sardarji’s Intelligence How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear. • Hand Grenade What do you do when Sardarji throws a hand grenade at you? Pull …
To make a woman happy….. a man only needs to be: > 1. a friend > 2. a companion > 3. a lover > 4. a brother > 5. a father > 6. a master > 7. a chef > 8. an electrician > 9. a carpenter > 10. a …
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha. Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara, Bin Laden ko hath laga kar to dikha. Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee, Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha. Tune to Arjun ka …
What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.” ================ The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, “All those who are opposed to the plan I am about …
Hi All, We had been to this South Indian Restaurant Das Prakash for lunch. Its on San Thomas and Homestead…We liked the Sambar and Chutney better than SarvanaBhavan…It was good food…..pure Vegetarian….and ask for their special Amrut Kala halva thats not on the menu……
God created the donkey and said to him. “You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years.” The donkey answered: “I will be a donkey, but …
Happy Rakshabandhan – Bollywood quiz – By A sister: 1. Which Vivek Oberoi-starrer did his sister Meghna sing a song in? a. Masti b. Kisna c. Saathiya 2. Which film did Saif Ali Khan’s sister Soha debut in? a. Rang De Basanti b. Dil Maange More c. Antar Mahal 3. …