NAMING THE BABIES
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, “Don’t worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you.”
The husband was thinking to himself, “Oh no, what has he done now?” and said with trepidation,
“Well what did you name them?”
The brother replied, “I named the little girl Denise.”
The husband, relieved, said, “That’s a very pretty name!
What did you come up with for my son?”
The brother replied, “Denephew.”
This reminded me of old Ajit jokes…
Rawbert: Boss, I’ve had twins! Mere dono bachchon ke liye koi naam bataiye…
Ajit: Ek ka naam rakho Peter…
Rawbert: Boss… aur doosre ka?
Ajit: Repeater!
Rawbert: Boss, mera teesra bachcha ho gaya, uska naam soch ke bataiye.
Ajit: Peter, Repeater ke baad teesre ka naam Chang Lee.
Rawbert: Teesre ka naam “Chang Lee” kyo boss?
Ajit: Silly boy, iss duniya mein paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai!
Lily: Boss, mere ko twins hoey hain.. dono ladki ke liye koi naam suggest kijiye.
Ajit: Very simple… ek ka naam rakho Kate…
Lily: Aur doosre ka?
Ajit: Dupli-Kate!