Dilbert: As usual, I worked until midnight last night, mom.
Dilbert’s mom: Well, at least you made some extra money.
Dilbert: I don’t get paid for overtime
Dilbert’s mom: Well, at least it was important work.
Dilbert: Not really.
Dilbert: My boss made me change my “powerpoint†slides, but the changes make them worse.
Dilbert’s mom: Well, at least you’re prepared for your meeting.
Dilbert: It was cancelled.
Dilbert: But that’s okay, because the project isn’t funded anyway.
Dilbert’s mom: So… you worked for free to worsen a presentation for a meeting that won’t happen for a project that doesn’t exist?
Dilbert: YUP.
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Boss: Dilbert, put together a team to decide who’ll be on the strategy council.
Dilbert: You want me to form a committee to create a committee that will produce a document that will be ignored?
Boss: No, it’s a team to create a council.
Dilbert’s colleague: Can I be on the team that ignores the document?