Friday Pakau Jokes

Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa(CROW) tha ……….wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha …….
To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???
Arre socho zara….Thoda dimaag lagao
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Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married…
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home …. why ???

3) if a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where , then what does it mean???????? ????????? ??????

4) rahul gandhi –> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi…….. …
Sonia Gandhi –> kyun beta???????? ????????

5) BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man…
why?

6) santa and banta r discussing– ——-

santa—– “if i drink coffee, i ca’nt sleep!!!!”
Banta—– “with me it’s the opposite.if i sleep i can’t drink coffee.”

7) One day Ravan went to a disco……. ……… ………
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya…….. ……… ..
kyun???????? ????????? ??