Horsing Around: Riddles and Jokes

Q: What kind of salad dressing do horses like?
A: Ranch, of course!

Q: What is a horse’s favorite game?
A: Stable tennis

Q: Why did the horse go behind the tree?
A: To change his jockeys.

Q. Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
A .He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Q: What’s the scariest kind of horse?
A: A night mare!

Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.

8 Comments:

  1. Q) What did the waiter say to the horse?

    A) I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.

    Q) What did one horse say to the other horse?

    A) The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.

    Q) How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?

    A) Start with a large fortune

    Q) A man rode into town on June 3rd, stayed a week, and rode out on June 3rd. How is this possible?

    A) His horse’s name was June 3rd.

    Q)How many horses have three legs?

    A) They all do!

    Q) What are the only animals to sleep with their shoes on?

    A) A horse, of course!

  2. Q) What is the most common name of horses in hindi movies?

    A) Badal, Of course!

  3. No wonder the Bobby Deol movie “Badal” was a flop. People must have thought its a horse movie. :-).

    Although in a way they could be right. There is little differentiating them sometimes. Compare these 2 pics. 🙂

  4. I guess horse looks better

  5. Good ones Prashant, Sneha.. my valiant horse supporters. The KV page looks great now. Anyway I can bribe you to get an extension of the horse week 🙂
    Maybe not, ppl can’t wait to get rid of it (TGIF.. yah right)

  6. “Horse” keyword prices going up on Google adwords. Seems there are lots of searches for “horse” 🙂

  7. A woman needs two animals – the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it. ~Author Unknown

  8. Refreshes lots of good memories

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