Transformers – The kutchvalley experience

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I wanted to give this movie a rating of “2”. But Prashant suggests that only movies with ratings of more than 5 should go into the Recos section.

So in an effort to make it short I encrypted my review as a crack in this pair of spectacles. Happy reading.
But just to take away the moments from this movie and give credit to some ultimate punch lines.

1] I am Megatron from Cybertron. And this is my wife “Fijitron”.
(Hey, thats a cool one for my next Amway encounter.)

2] We learnt about the human race from the World Wide Web.

3] This hacker is extra-terrestrial. You will nee dto employ Fourier Transforms and Quantum Mechanics to decipher this signal.
(I thought this was a real classic and will have many walks in Critic Alley)

4] Sir, this attitude is not going to help you. Btw, may I suggest our platinum special offer for 1 year….
(Indian BPO scene)

5] And the final punch:
Theres more to it than what meets the eye .

Hey, anyone wanna add more.. Nilesh, Prashant, Amit, Bhavesh ????
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8 Comments:

  1. FYI, I have changed the text of Recos section to read as

    “This section is for good and bad reviews of movies/books/tv shows. If you find something good then help others discover it as well. If you find something bad then help others avoid it. 🙂 “.

    So dont hesitate to put bad reviews also.

  2. Jaideep, help us AVOID the Deol family’s ‘Apne’ also 🙂

  3. To the police officer:
    “Are you on drugs?”

  4. 1. I am Optumus Prime…I am the leader of the Autobots..

    2. Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf), how did you find me…The autobots reply via Ebay ….

    3. Chihuahua – Bumblebee peefest was great…

    4. There’s too much explosion but (oddly?) too few civilian casualties ???

  5. Had told prashant not to go by the yahoo movie ratings :-). So far, we have relied on Rotten Tomatoes website for movie ratings, and it has helped us stay away from stinker movies.

  6. When the preview has the grandios line like “They are here to save the world” one can be sure that this is not going to be any different from all the save-the-world movies one has watched over the years. Aferall, there are very few ways in which one can save the world.

    I haven’t seen a better sci-fi movie than “Minority Report”. It was the great blend of a novel storyline and FX. After 5 years the FX are still unmatched.

    Anyway, I am looking forward to watching Hari Puttar and The Simpsons later this month.

  7. So Jack Bauer wasn’t there to save the world in this 😉 ?

  8. Unfortunately doing 6 back to back seasons of 24 meaning 6 continuous days of non-stop adventure for Jack Bauer took his toll on his sleep.

    He went for a nap which turned into a deep slumber and he slept right thru the Bot Invasion. God save the Bots once Jack wakes up !!!

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