Hopefully all of you have heard of knock-knock jokes. If not here is a knock knock jokes website to get you started.
Here are few examples:
a)
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!
b)
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
Now how about coming up with Original Knock Knock Jokes based on Kutchvalley Janta. Here are some to get you started.
1)
Knock Knock….
Whos there?
Vijay
Vijay who?
We jast came by to say Hello….
2)
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Jaideep
Jaideep who?
Jai deep trouble mein phaas gaya hain.
Can you think of More ?
PS: Some Knock Knock jokes can be extremely stupid. So dont expect much sense out of them. 🙂
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Vandana
Vandana who?
Vann !! dana-peena kein bhi naa meldho.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Leena
Leena Who?
Le na…. Dil mera Le Na….
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Prashant
Prashant who?
Pareshant with Dimple, Kairavi and KV who dont let me concentrate on Yahoo!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Amit
Amit Who?
Am IT underpaid worker…. who just pays taxes and gets no benefits
Knock Knock…
Whos there
Dharods
Dharods who?
The rod is going to hit you when you open the door.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Bhavini
Bhavini who?
Bha, vanni acch na jaara derasar mein.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Dimple
Dimple who?
The ample car parking space outside ur home is now gone.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Parul
Parul who?
Par ulta mujhe sawaal mat puch !!
Probably too silly for most people :-). Hence no replies to this one.
Anyways I have plenty of more silly ones and I dont mind writing to myself 😉
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Amisha
Amisha who?
Umm I shall not be coming to work tomorrow…
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Kalpana
Kalpana who?
Kal pa na milya vaa…. raaste tein…
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Gosars
Gosars who
Go Sir… and dont eat my brain….
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Komal
Komal who
Ko? malayjo nai muhti? Katarey dur thi aavyon aaiya…
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Mita
Mita who
Me tata karejo bhuli vyon. Etlay pachho aavyon…
very funny 🙂
folks not replying — not only beacause it is too silly but you have to be creative also..
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jeinay
Jeinay who
jeena ab tere sang..
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sejal
Sejal who
camping mein reusable glass se jal piya karo..
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kairavi
Kairavi who
Kar(‘where’ in kutchi) vi(we) going camping?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Prashant
Prashant who
Pareshaan with KV folks not writing
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Saahas
Saahas Who
Saa re ke saa re bacche kahani sun ke has pade…
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Honey
Honey who?
Honi Ko Anhoni karday, Anhoni to Honi… Ek Jaagah jab Jamma ho teeno….Jeinay, Niyom aur Honey.
(LOL)
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Kalpana
Kalpana who?
Kalpana karo kaun ho sakta hai?
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Swati
Swati who?
Vati mein thoodi dahi chahiye….
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Rupesh
Rupesh who?
Rupay Peshay lenay aaye hum lendar.
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Samir
Samir who?
Ssh Amir aadmi hoon…Goonday peecha kar rahay hai….Andar aanay do…
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Rashmi
Rashmi who?
Rush!! Me thinks there is fire in your house
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Chhaya
Chhaya who?
Saaya…tera Saaya…Tune Jaldhi se darwaza band kiya to main bahaar he rah gaya.
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Tushar
Tushar who
Tu sharp 7pm ka time diya tha. Lo main aa gaya.
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Hemal
Hemal who?
Aye..Maal nikal.. nahi to darwaza tod dengay hum.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Bhumi
Bhumi who?
Boo! Mi Ghabharlo
knock knock
Who’s there?
Arya
Arya Who?
Are ya there?
knock knock
who’s there
prashant
prashant who?
PR ashant-i mein shanti karaay se
And it took 55 days for Jaideep to think up of this one :-). Now all those scribbled and crumpled bits of paper outside his home makes sense.
Jeez – I never read the date on the original post – can’t make up my mind if I need to be more careful when replying or more prudent in the future…
Neither. 😉
As long as you promise to keep writing, the age of the post does not matter of course. Please continue to comment on posts old and new and dont mind my random ramblings. 🙂