Now I have never seen a Rajnikant movie in theater. But am amused by all the fanfare around his latest movie “Robot” (Anyone interested to see it in Hindi in theater?) Here is a clip of the celebration at Serra theater in Milpitas. Also some hilarious jokes on Rajnikant taken from Purvesh’s post on facebook. (Thanks Purvesh).
Serra Theaters Celebration Clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiTu79o8Lh0
Jokes
Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
Too good…now this surely personifies Rajni…
Prashant count me in…
Count me in as well…
we are in!
Amit is in as long as baby is not out!
Sneha, Rajni can do anything – Amit will return with UR new born – easy delivary – no pain 😉
Do we want to plan for this Friday or the next Friday?
Can’t believe Techie folks in bayarea can act as shown in video.
One of the soccer mom when for 11.30pm show on first day at Serra theater. It seems tickets were over sold. Then some fight happen trying to take extra people out and show started post mid night.
Techie folks are “human” too. 🙂
Next Friday plz
LOL!!!
These one liners are similar to Chuck Norris Facts.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Previous comment is by me.
Can’t make it next fri 🙁
For us probability of this Friday is higher than the next one.
Here are some more hilarious gems:
1. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
2. Rajinikanth can build a snowman… out of rain.
3. When Rajinikant enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
4. The last digit of pi is Rajinikant. He is the end of all things.
5. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajinikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
6. Rajinikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
7. Bullets dodge Rajinikanth.
8. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajinikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
3 more gems:
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
I am in for the movie…
Sadly there is no night show for the Hindi version:
http://us.bigcinemas.com/cinemas.asp?cid=1014
Only 1 hindi show per day and All are in afternoon
Count us in as well
Hindi shows are available at AMC Cupertino. There is a show at 10:40pm too
http://www.google.com/movies?hl=en&near=cupertino&ei=R-KuTL71N5KWsgOLtISyDA&mid=680d18700ef803ae
Sumit Savla also confirmed about the movie at AMC Cupertino. He was it yesterday and wrote the following on facebook:
“Watched ‘Robot’ in Hindi tonite – Awesome movie … it deserves big applause from every 1 .. must watch! special effects n animation at par with terminator, transformer ..both Rajni and Shankar at their best .. shankar turns out to be James cameron of Indian cinema 🙂 …. broke record of sivaji and spent 200 crore on this movie!! In short, must check out this one… 5/5”
How about we split up and some of us see the movie today and some next Friday.
I am watching some other movie already today (as part of team outing). But some people can go today and some next Friday.
I will send out email to those who have indicated interest. And setup 2 events (one for this friday and one for next).
Is the movie “dubbed” in Hindi ?
The movie is not scheduled to run next Friday. So it has to be this weekend. I will send email to those who indicated interest for today.
Others who are interested please put down your name here.
It’s a Rajnikath movie so definitely a must watch but would have preferred Tamil vs. Hindi. When you understand Tamil it’s not the same as watching Rajini Sir in Hindi.
Yes, the movie is dubbed in Hindi. We watched it last Saturday at AMC Cupertino. It was played in one of the smaller theaters and every seat was taken except for the first 3 rows. So you may want to catch a seat before you get popcorn.
Here is the list of 100 one-liners (which includes some of the above) from Mid-day.
http://www.mid-day.com/news/2010/oct/081010-Robot-emails-SMS-messages-Rajnikanth-stunts-mumbai.htm
Superb Value for money…..Its Spiderman, Superman, Transformers and Matrix all-in-one for just one ticket!
All the above one-liners fall in place after watching the movie.
It was just Robot,Amit and Me for 2.35 hours at AMC,Cupertino.
Paisa Wasool!
I agree with Sneha – it is a Paisa vasool movie – Like the Hindi Govinda movies – pure entertainment after keeping your brains on the side…If you can manage to tolerate 100’s of Rajnikant…:) 🙂
Saw it in Hindi – I think it would have done more entertaining if we knew Tamil and watched it in Tamil…cuz dubbing does not do justice to the movie (et least for the songs)
However, a heads up – Ticket Price in BigCinema for Tamil/Telegu version was $25 for first day, $20 first week and $18 this weekend. Hindi ticket prices is $7.50…Am not sure whether there are different pricing in AMC (i think not) but double-check….for those going to watch in Tamil with sub-titles…English Sub-titles are in Hindi version also…
Earlier comment was from me…Here are two other
101. Rajnikanth gets his mid-day at early mid-night.
102. Rajnikanth’s password does not forget itself.
Amit after the movie: Is this movie a hit in India?
Me: I guess so…..
Amit: Damn…..now they’ll sell vada pav on top of Machuu Pichu just like Titlis!
More Rajni
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY12PFUnnaA
Rajnikant’s next film is called Twitter – He plays 140 characters.
Rajnikant’s Calendar goes from March 31 to April 2. No one fools Rajnikant.
The missing piece in Apple Logo was eaten by Rajnikant.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg hospitalised with serious injury…
Rajnikant poked him on Facebook! 🙂
Superman, Batman & Spiderman visits Rajni at his residence it was “Guru Poornima” that day
Once upon a time Rajnikant used a tooth powder to get strong teeth….. . . . . . . . today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT
Once Rajnikant was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play
Rajnikant was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!
Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikant. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college……………. He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!
Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
One nite, while asleep, Rajnikant was mumbling some random numbers… That’s how the Log table was invented.
Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikant did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa… mind it!!!
@Bhavesh, Hilarious. Loved them.
Finally saw the movie on video this past weekend. Loved it. Would have been great to watch it on big screen but anyways.
Rajini fans eat rice spread on floor for his recovery