* Ali baba and the forty thieves is now Ali baba thirty thieves…10 were laid off!
* Batman and Robin is now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate!!
* Ironman now “air-pooling” with Superman to save fuel costs?!!
* Q: With the current market turmoil, what’s the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one!
* Q: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
* Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning? Because otherwise they’d have nothing to do in the afternoon.
* Money talks. Trouble is, it knows only one word – goodbye.
simply funny !
My twist to Alibaba story:
Ali baba and the forty thieves is now Ali baba and twenty thieves. 10 left 2 years ago to work on the Wall Street and 10 were laid off recently. 🙂