Fresh PJs

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Monday is a Weak Day….
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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television….
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A FANTASTIC PJ:
Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz….
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He’ll ask:
"Where is Pop Corn?"

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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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It means….
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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!

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Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
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Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR…..
& saying…..
"P – YAAR"

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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.

Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.

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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made ‘Phoonk’?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli ‘AAG’ ko bujhaane ke liye….

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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot….
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MARUTI 800!!!

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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
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Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
‘Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.’

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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to who kya kahega?
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Socho….
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Kol-Kata…..

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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother’s Grandmother
I.e. Great Grandmother.
What did he name the bank?
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Think!
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"I CHI I CHI I" Bank.

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Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
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Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai , Maine suna hai….

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Bear this PJ !!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer ‘Tikka’ Masala??
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Think!
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated…!!

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Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?
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Coz God Never Dies….
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BAA ‘KHUDA’ TUMHI HO!

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Q: If Bill Gate’s mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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Take a Guess….
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MOTHER-BOARD!

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Q: Why did the Tightrope Walker visit the ATM?
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Ans: To check his balance….

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UNBEATABLE PJ:

Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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ANS:
HOLI .
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How?
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Coz….
He Keeps Saying…
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi….