What if Columbus was Married?

If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America, because of the following:

Where are you going?

With whom?

Why?

How are you going?

To discover what?

Why you?

What do I do, when you are not here?

Can I come with you?

Coming back when?

Dinner ghar par hi khaoge?

Mere liye kya laoge?

It seems you deliberately made this………..

Hain na……….

Why?

Dont lie……

Why are you making such programs?

You seem to be making a lot of such programs………..

Why?

I want to go to my parents place…….

I want you to come and leave me………….

I don’t want to come back……..

I will never come back……….

Why are you not stopping me……..

I don’t understand what is this discovery chakker?

You always do like this…..

Last time also you did like this….

Now a day’s you always seem to do like this….

I still don’t understand what else is balance to be discovered.. .

Where are u going?…..

Itne sab questions ke baad…… America kya, he may not have made it to the front porch of his house@!

3 Comments:

  1. Aren’t all the kv males glad they found America before getting married…. 🙂

  2. You mean to say he did this discovery to impress his girl friend?

  3. Thank God he didn’t have an American Indian girlfriend while in North America. Else he would never have been able to return to Spain to tell others about his discovery!@!

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