You must be a Gujju

You Must Be a Gujju If…
– You have at least 1 relative in the stock market.

– You’re never worried about what happens if you get stranded in
Ghatkopar. All you’d have to do, you know, is walk across the road and
find a relative. (Still easier, just shout, "Mama! Masi! Faiba! Kaka !"
a couple of times. At least one is bound to be around.)

– You don’t worry about being stranded in New Jersey . You’ve been told
by everyone that the thing to do at such a time is to open the
telephone directory , turn to "Shah" and call any number for help.

– You measure the success of a wedding by how many people praised the food.

– You believe Narendra Modi is the solution to everything. From your
hair to the nation’s defence.

– You understand that when someone says "Dhirajbhai no babo" or
"Maniben ni baby", the "baba" and "baby" in question could be 40 years
old.

– You either think the garba is the coolest thing ever, or you wonder
why the whole world makes such a big deal out of it.

– No packing for any trip is complete without thepla.

– Winter = undhiyo.

– Summer = keri no ras.

– Monsoon = have su karvanoo?!

– You assume (in marital situations) that because Mara bhai na vevai
ni dikri na sasu gave a recommendation, the person in question is
virtue personified.

– You have no problems with love marriages. You just view them as a
last resort, that’s it.

– You may not donate anything to the orphanage down the road, but when
there’s a calamity in Gujarat, you send truckloads of money, food and
amenities.

– You’re so attuned to smiling and laughing for no reason at any given
social occasions, that funerals become odd for you. (Non-Gujju
funerals, that is. At Gujju funerals, everyone has the same problem,
so they understand.)

– You tear off the name & address from any postal cover before throwing the cover away.(God knows what will happen if someone finds ur address)

– You know what "doodh cold drink" (pronounced doodh coal dreenk) is.

– Sunday mornings = Gathiya and jalebi. From the farsan wala … hehehe