Sardar Jokes

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
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Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…! !!
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Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call”.
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Sir: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE