Bollywood
Shahrukh ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball…….. …….
Bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man……… …..the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram….
Shahruk WINS the match……. ……… ……… ……… .
Tollywood
Cheeru ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball…….. …….
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power……. …….the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru WINS the match……. ……… ……… ……… .
Kollywood
Rajni ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball…….. …….
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power……. …….the ball splits into “TWO”
1 half goes to SIX…..The other half goes to FOUR…….. …..
Rajini WINS the match……. ……… ……… ……… .
1/2 for six n 1/2 for 4.. too great. However it should be ‘M’ollywood.. Kollywood stands for Bengali movies (kolkota)
Nahiiiiiiiiii – Yeah nahi ho sakta ——-
KollyWood is Tamil Cinema
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamil_cinema
whther Kollywood or Mollywod if 1/2 for six and 1/2 for four then Rajni only gets 1/2 the runs : 3+2 = 5 and loses the match. of course, if there was some way by which Rajni’s cigarette also crosses the ropes then ….
This is a good time to revisit the Chennai Superstars ICL ad. 🙂
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uYl3Kcq188Y