Funny

> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
> will have $49.00 today.
>
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have
> $33.00 today.
>
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you
> will have $0.00 today.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
> beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have
> received a $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
> recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

> A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year..
>
> Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
> a year.
>
> That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
> Makes you proud to be an American!