Friday Pj’s

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level increases,How?
A-The other nine fish are crying.

Two hairs on a bald man’s head fall in love with each other and want to get married,but cannot why?
A-Because under Indian laws”baal vivaah” is illegal

Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not,How?
A-Sports Quota

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs….?
A-Hasi na

What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father…?
A-Push pa

What will you call a person who is departing from India?
A-Hindustan Lever

Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain,toh uska naam kya rahega?
A-Jal-andar Singh

Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye,toh uska naam kya hoga?
A-naam kaise change hoga!!!