Knock Knock KV

Hopefully all of you have heard of knock-knock jokes. If not here is a knock knock jokes website to get you started.

Here are few examples:
a)
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!

b)
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

Now how about coming up with Original Knock Knock Jokes based on Kutchvalley Janta. Here are some to get you started.

1)
Knock Knock….
Whos there?
Vijay
Vijay who?
We jast came by to say Hello….

2)
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Jaideep
Jaideep who?
Jai deep trouble mein phaas gaya hain.

Can you think of More ?

PS: Some Knock Knock jokes can be extremely stupid. So dont expect much sense out of them. 🙂

19 Comments:

  1. Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Vandana
    Vandana who?
    Vann !! dana-peena kein bhi naa meldho.

  2. Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Leena
    Leena Who?
    Le na…. Dil mera Le Na….

  3. Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Prashant
    Prashant who?
    Pareshant with Dimple, Kairavi and KV who dont let me concentrate on Yahoo!

  4. Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Amit
    Amit Who?
    Am IT underpaid worker…. who just pays taxes and gets no benefits

  5. Knock Knock…
    Whos there
    Dharods
    Dharods who?
    The rod is going to hit you when you open the door.

  6. Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Bhavini
    Bhavini who?
    Bha, vanni acch na jaara derasar mein.

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Dimple
    Dimple who?
    The ample car parking space outside ur home is now gone.

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Parul
    Parul who?
    Par ulta mujhe sawaal mat puch !!

  7. Probably too silly for most people :-). Hence no replies to this one.

    Anyways I have plenty of more silly ones and I dont mind writing to myself 😉

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Amisha
    Amisha who?
    Umm I shall not be coming to work tomorrow…

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Kalpana
    Kalpana who?
    Kal pa na milya vaa…. raaste tein…

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Gosars
    Gosars who
    Go Sir… and dont eat my brain….

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Komal
    Komal who
    Ko? malayjo nai muhti? Katarey dur thi aavyon aaiya…

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Mita
    Mita who
    Me tata karejo bhuli vyon. Etlay pachho aavyon…

  8. very funny 🙂

  9. folks not replying — not only beacause it is too silly but you have to be creative also..

  10. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Jeinay
    Jeinay who
    jeena ab tere sang..

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Sejal
    Sejal who
    camping mein reusable glass se jal piya karo..

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Kairavi
    Kairavi who
    Kar(‘where’ in kutchi) vi(we) going camping?

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Prashant
    Prashant who
    Pareshaan with KV folks not writing

  11. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Saahas
    Saahas Who
    Saa re ke saa re bacche kahani sun ke has pade…

  12. Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Honey
    Honey who?
    Honi Ko Anhoni karday, Anhoni to Honi… Ek Jaagah jab Jamma ho teeno….Jeinay, Niyom aur Honey.
    (LOL)

    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Kalpana
    Kalpana who?
    Kalpana karo kaun ho sakta hai?

    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Swati
    Swati who?
    Vati mein thoodi dahi chahiye….

    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Rupesh
    Rupesh who?
    Rupay Peshay lenay aaye hum lendar.

    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Samir
    Samir who?
    Ssh Amir aadmi hoon…Goonday peecha kar rahay hai….Andar aanay do…

  13. Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Rashmi
    Rashmi who?
    Rush!! Me thinks there is fire in your house

    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Chhaya
    Chhaya who?
    Saaya…tera Saaya…Tune Jaldhi se darwaza band kiya to main bahaar he rah gaya.

    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Tushar
    Tushar who
    Tu sharp 7pm ka time diya tha. Lo main aa gaya.

    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Hemal
    Hemal who?
    Aye..Maal nikal.. nahi to darwaza tod dengay hum.

  14. Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Bhumi
    Bhumi who?
    Boo! Mi Ghabharlo

  15. knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Arya
    Arya Who?
    Are ya there?

  16. knock knock
    who’s there
    prashant
    prashant who?
    PR ashant-i mein shanti karaay se

  17. And it took 55 days for Jaideep to think up of this one :-). Now all those scribbled and crumpled bits of paper outside his home makes sense.

  18. Jeez – I never read the date on the original post – can’t make up my mind if I need to be more careful when replying or more prudent in the future…

  19. Neither. 😉

    As long as you promise to keep writing, the age of the post does not matter of course. Please continue to comment on posts old and new and dont mind my random ramblings. 🙂

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