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Over the weekend some of us met for watching cricket finals. During the break between innings, some of us played cricket and some of us got wet in sprinklers. Ajay did a fine job of multitasking his phone and his bat and that makes for an interesting caption me blog post.
So take a look at the Multitasking Ajay and come up with a good caption.
Ajay batting and Ajay betting. 🙂
S1 ki tarah – Always on phone 🙂
“Arre Sachin-bhai…. Amisha ne ball ko off-spin kiya hai. Ab main ball ko left mein maaroo ki right mein?”
Ajay : “Are amisha ball ko jara reverse me le, can’t you see I am on the phone !”
Tring Tring
Ajay:”Hello Kaun”
Samir:”Ae kya re Dubai ka phone janta nahin”
Ajay:”Apko Kya CHaiye Bhai”
Samir:” Kya apun ki Home Ministry khel rahi hai…usko teri wicket lene de…nahin to ghar pe meri wicket gir jayegi….kuch to samaj…tere ghar pe biwi nahin hai kya….janta nahin kya biwi bahar agar mat kha ayegi to ghar pe bhochal aa jayega”
Ajay asking for Directions: How to play this game when playing the game?
Answer: Press 1 for Batting
Press 2 for Bowling
Press 3 for Fielding
Press 4 for Betting 🙂
Press *0 to talk to a live person, however the wait times have increased, as there are 11 persons (Indian cricket team) before you in line…
Press 5 if you do not understand the above options, hang up & dont’ call us again…
“What!!! The baby is on the way !! Amita, can you please tell the doctor to delay it by an hour. I still have not completed my batting…..”
He Guys, Ur makin fun of my multitaskin ability !!
Prashant, I never bet except on Teenpatty. Paap lage !! If i call scahine for advice, his answer will be ” aaila, batting kae aste te mi visarlo”. Also, We (AAAAPS) r famous for being late comers, so dont wanna baby to follow is !!
Bhavini tu mere pe sare aam ilzam laga rahi hai. Phone kya hota hai who mein janta nahi hoon. I am famous for not callin ne1 n talking to phone. Ask Amita to verify
Hey Sneha, my reply to sam will be “bhai jara rook jao’ apun apni hime ministry ke saath baat kar rahela hai. aur apponwali tumariwali se jyada khatarnaak hai”
Amisha, even if i m not on pone, i wont b able to see d ball. ur jyada khatarnaak den shane warne
Nilesh – one more option, dial 6 to call Sahaas to understand DL method
“Mera rate hai: to hit 6 –> 25$, to hit 4 –> 15$, to throw away my wicket –> 50$. Parwadta hai to bol. Nahi to maaph kar.”
Reporter: Ajay what is this SOX (Sarbanes-Oxley) report?
Ajay: SOX is all about Reporting and Auditing?
Reporter: What is Auditing?
Ajay: In auditing, we need to document Each and Every Detail …such as right now (28 April, 2007, 1:23 pm) i am playing a game. The game is called cricket.
I am holding the bat in my right hand. The bat is made of wood. In my left hand I am holding the cell phone. The cell phone is a Nokia and the service is with Cingular now the new AT&T…
The ball is being bowled by Amisha (I hear…who has links to some Don named….SAMIR).The ball is green in color. Nilesh is the fielder standing in the shade….Bla bla…bla bla..bla..yada yada..bla..bla..bla…yada yada…..more bla bla….more yada yada…
Ajay: Did you get it?
Reporter: ? Huh?
Ajay: Please send me 3 copies of the report with signatures from your editor, CFO and CEO also the audio recording of our conversations on tape and CD for future references. JAI ho Jai ho Auditing ki !!!
Reporter: Bang! hang up.
Based on our knowledge, and information we got we report that “there has been no betting” and game is true n fair
Ajay ( Auditor) has worked (played) XXXXXX #s of hrs. Pls send us the check
Nilesh, akdam sach bolela hai. Ajay just wanted make sure he is all cover and we are all his witness.