As I get out of a 1.20 hours rickshaw ride and put my heart from my mouth back in its rightful place I start to wonder what would be some good taglines for Mumbai traffic.
I thought of a few and so here they are. Feel free to add to it. 🙂
1)
Mumbai ki rickshaw mein chadho, Jaan hatheli mein rakho !!!
2)
Gap between 2 vehicles in motion: 5 inches
Number of vehicles feeling they have right of way : everybody
Number of Rules for driving : Zero
Reaching home safely after riding in an autorickshaw: Priceless….
3)
Join the Indian Army. Less Dangerous and Less Risky. And You will at least know what hit you.
Mumbai ki traffic se pareshan…..to phir kya korga Banglore ya Hyderabad mein…..jahan sirf gaadi hi nahi dookar(pigs), gaay or bhais bhi dodte hai beech raste….jahan chaar raste mein hote nahi signal bas hota hai utter confusion….pahle aap pahle app hota hai…kehte hai bhaiya pehle aap rookiye mera jaane ke right hai first…kyon ki mujhe hai jaldi…jao Surat ya Valsad aur ek rickshaw mein se niklegi puri cricket team….jahan scooter pe hoti hai puri family and to be family(pregnant woman)…jahan log dete hai signal paer(leg) se…jahan mamu(havaldar) ko bithate hai pichli seat..arre hamara important phone chalu hai…ho jayega to aap ko bhi chai paani mil jayega…yeh hai India meri jaan…..
Sneha, too good :-). Did you right that or copied it from someplace? It says it all.
Arre yaar…Amisha that was Dil Se Nikli hui comment
Kisne kaha ki aaapke mumbai mein road par gaay, dukkar nahi dikhte, humne tau aise bahut praani dekhe hai
Sneha, I think Prashant will qualify you as one of the play writers next year for Kojain Diwali party 🙂
This is Mumbai, We dont do Bhed-Bhav.
Everybody has equal right. Be it pedestrian, vehicle or cow.