Some jokes to cheer up your day. 🙂 Enjoy.
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Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25flr:I’m unmarried!
At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa
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What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We”ll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern
art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives
beat him why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
Some more…
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ….you have only 2
eyes but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
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Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta
hai.
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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
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In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught
fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
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Sardar starts shouting in a store…… where is my free gift with this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this.
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE
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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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Two Sardars were walking together.
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.
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PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.
Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.