Sardar Jokes

Although some of them are repeats but stil you can have a good laugh…………….:):):)
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Two Sardars were walking together…

Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..

Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha….

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Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern Art?”
Art Dealer “I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!”

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A Sardar enters shop & shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this oil?”

Shopkeeper: “ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab”

Sard : “Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!”

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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge…. think………….

“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI”
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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,

WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..

MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,

MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

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“Help…. the Titanic is going to be drowned….”
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God…

Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italiian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards… !!

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>>Sardarjee to Sunita: “I want to marry you”
>>Sunita: “But I am one year elder to you.”
>>Sardarjee: “No Problem, then I will marry you next year.”
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>>Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own
>>marriage?
>>A:) To see his far reletavies.

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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.

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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always tarted reading from the middle.

A friend of his asked why he did so?”
It’z doubly interesting”, said the Sardar. “TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning

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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed” ari sala, aaj to choice hai”!!!!!!
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>>A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer
>>two questions:
>>1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
>>2. How many seconds are there in a year?
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>>The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
>>1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
>>2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
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>>Saint Peter said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not
>>the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only
>>12 seconds in a year?”
>>The >Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc….”
>>Saint Peter lets him in without another word

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A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying..” I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee .. this is my kid and that is my kidney…!!”

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American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”

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Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?

A. Moti-vating..!!!

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Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use surprise doonga..!”

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>>Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted ‘Sign board’ to be pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter,
painted “Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist”
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>>What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ……… ?
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>>Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai……
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>>Doosari bigadati hai to “SHUROO’ ho jati hai
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>>Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
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>>Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
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>>Man runs home yelling “Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
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>>Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
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>>Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !
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Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
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>>Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai ?
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>>Rabridevi ka laloo prasad