Mid Week Jokes- Testing Mahabharat

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the
Mahabharat Katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘krishnajanma’ part of
it.

Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is
> > > going to
> > > kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devaki behind
> > > the bars.
> > >
> > > First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning…
> > >
> > > Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak Third one
> > > is born…”
> > > Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I
> > > have
> >a
> > > doubt (sounding nervous n confused)
> > > “Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt in mahabharata then how
> > > come
> >u
> > > have one?”
> > > Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to
> > > Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL
?
> > >
> > > Masterji fainted
>>

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