• Below 18 Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.
• Sardarji’s Intelligence How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
• Hand Grenade What do you do when Sardarji throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
• Hand Grenade-2 What do you do when Sardarji throws a pin at you? Run like crazy…he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
• Joke On Wednesday How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
• Hands over ear What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears? He was trying to hold on to a thought.
• Retrain Why does Sardarji work seven days a week? So you don’t have to retrain him on Monday.
• Ice Cubes Why can’t Sardarji make ice cubes? He always forget the recipe.
• Kill The Bird How did Sardarji try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.
• A wind tunnel
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
• Back Of Head
What do you see when you look into Sardarji’s eyes?
The back of his head.
• Lightning
Why does Sardarji always smile when a lightning blazes?
He thinks his picture is being shot.
• Shoes
Why does Sardarji have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
• Fax
How can you tell when Sardarji sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
• Second One
Why can’t Sardarji dial 911?
He can’t find the Second 1 on the dial.
• Dead Bird
“Oh, look at the dead bird.”
Sardarji looked skyward and asked, “Where, Where?
• Smart Sardars and UFOs
What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
• Sardar Snowman
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman than a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
• 8 kms a Day
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kg
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. “What’s the problem?” asked the doctor.
“I’m 2400 kms from home.
• Jurassic Park
Sardarji goes to see The Jurassic Park.
When the Dinosaurs start approaching he cowers in his seat.
His friend asks him,”Kyun Sardarji, kya baat hai?
Dar kyun lag raha hai? Cinema hi to hai.”
Sardarji replies, “Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin woh to janwar hai, usko kya pata.”
• Suicide
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks…
takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
“Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?”
Sardarji replies, “Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..”
• 20 Rupees
Sardarji is travelling by train.
He feels sleepy, so he gives the guy opposite 20 rupees to wake him up when his station comes.
This guy is a barber. He feels that for 20 rupees Sardarji deserves more.
So, when Sardarji falls asleep, the barber quietly shaves off his beard.
When the station arrives, he wakes up Sardarji and sends him home.
Reaching home, he goes to wash his face, and suddenly screams when he sees the mirror.
Sardarni asks, “What’s the matter?”
“The cheat on the train takes my 20 rupees and wakes up someone else!”
• Donkey
Having lost his donkey Sardarji, got down
to his knees and thanked God.
A passerby saw this and asked,
“Your donkey is missing. What are you thanking God for?”
Sardarji replied, “I am thanking Him for seeing to it that
I wasn’t riding the donkey at that time,
otherwise I would have been missing too.”
• Chinese
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. “Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.” “How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?” ”
Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”