Now now now.. to get things straight first. I hope this title doesn’t come biting my back later. It’s just a movie review yaar!
Apologies to my filmi buff tuesday mob! I saw this movie without you guys. Saw it on the east coast. But watching movie here in sunny CA is a different experience alright.
Ok. Onto the review. David Dhawan, Salman Khan, Arshad Warsi, Rajpal Yadav… if you still can’t spell it.. sorry!! you guys don’t deserve to see Hindi movies! A hilarious comedy which yells the truth out to all those to-be-no-longer-bachelor idiots out there. And if you ain’t tired seeing poor Salman always in trouble, this gives you a second choice.
Quick run-down : Salman is a stud, Salman is handsome.. oh I know all you girls know that. Salman is dumb… yah .. now take that from me, Salman has a LOT of girlfriends, Salman pretends he is married to refresh his GF portfolio, Salman falls into trouble.. Yah Right! What did you expect! GF needs to see wife! Then needs to see kids! Then Mom! Then home! Then .. ! Ah well ! Leave it for you guys to find out!
Salman’s pal Arshad is an accomplice and his gorgeous secretary Sushmita is the “unofficial wife”!
But if you stick all that in the hindi movie formula and considering that Sushmita is far more gorgeous than Salman’s GF (Katrina).. Woah.. woah.. we talking standards here!!! and calculate the roots of this non-trivial equation assuming that Salman, Arshad and Sushmita are the eigenvalues of this matrix and…. ! Ah! You guys are too smart. You know! You don’t even need to do all that math. It’s that simple. So as I was saying. If the David Dhawan no-brainer, or the Arshad’s crazy bambaiya style or Salman’s “hairy” chest doesn’t give you good reason, listen ye folks of tender age : “Listen out ! Sushmita sizzles. She looks soooo gorgeous! Only if she were 5ft 6”. The “Main huin Naaaaa” like Sari flaunts and the subtle gestures and the killer smile… this is a must watch.
Overall, I give this a 3 on 5. Watch it if you got nothing better to do. It’s Jeega’ guaranteed “not to make you go crashing your head against the wall” movie and it’s worth breathing the stale air at Naz. Just dont eat that darn Samosas! Have a good weekend!